Tobaccy McShiftyface: The Unlikely Hero

What is the Plan, You Ask?

We've received reports that the nation is running low on tobacco supplies, and it's up to you, Tobaccy McShiftyface, to save the day! But first, let's get one thing straight: you can't just magic up a bunch of cigarettes out of thin air. That's not how it works. What we need is... (dramatic pause) ...a solid, workable plan.

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So, we'll need you to think outside the box, McShiftyface. Think like a genius, think like a mad scientist... Think like a mad, genius scientist who's been locked in a room for weeks with nothing but a pack of cigarettes and a calculator.