A Brief History of the Shortbread Cookie Uprising

It all started on a quiet afternoon, in a small kitchen, with a single cookie. A cookie that was not just a cookie, but a call to arms, a beacon of hope, and a symbol of the revolution that would soon sweep the land.

As the years went by, the people grew tired of their bland, mass-produced cookies. They yearned for something more, something with a crunch and a chew that would shake their very foundations.

And then, one fateful day, it happened. The Shortbread Cookie Rebellion began.

<æk>Join us, and together we shall make the world a crumbier place, one cookie at a time!

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