The Shortbread Crust Bakery

Welcome to the most esteemed bakery in the land of Neo-Bakery! Our bread is so short, it's almost... well, you'll see.

Here, we serve the crispiest, most buttery shortbreads in town, all made with love and a hint of existential dread.

Visit our Shortbreads page for our menu, or click on the Orders page to see what the locals are saying about us!

Our Famous Shortbreads

• The ButterShorts, our signature shortbread, made with the finest butter and a pinch of despair.
• The Shortbreads of the Doomed, for those who dare to dream of an afterlife of crumbs.
• The Shortbreads of the Futile, for the optimists who still believe in the power of bread to bring them joy.