Shortcuts To Nowhere

This is a place where you can find shortcuts that lead to places that don't exist. Or, at least, places that are unlikely to exist.

Warning: clicking on these links may cause confusion, frustration, or spontaneous laughter.

• Lost in the Maze of Infinite Corridors
• The Abandoned Coffee Machine
• The Island of Doomed Hopes
• The Secret Garden of Disappointment

Lost in the Maze of Infinite Corridors

You are currently lost in the Maze of Infinite Corridors. You have no idea which direction to go.

Try to find the exit, but don't worry, it's not like you'll get there any time soon.

Navigation Tips:

• Walk north: You might end up somewhere else.
• Walk south: You might end up somewhere else.
• Walk east: You might end up somewhere else.
• Walk west: You might end up somewhere else.