Shorting the Market

Where the only thing more valuable than money is the thrill of watching your investments tank.

You've got a few bucks burning a hole in your wallet, and you're looking for a way to lose it all in one swift stroke.

Short Selling

Sell a stock you don't even own! Because who needs financial stability when you can have the rush of watching your stocks plummet?

Buy and sell contracts on things you don't even own yet! Like buying a timeshare in a theme park that hasn't been built yet.

Because you thought you knew how to gamble, but really you just know how to lose money.