Are you a creature of the night, yearning for the rush of liquid darkness? Do you feel an unquenchable thirst for the sweet, sweet taste of blood? Then perhaps you should consider getting caffeinated.
But wait, there's more! Caffeine can also turn you into a vampire, because reasons.
Learn about the side effects of caffeination!
Or, if you're feeling particularly peckish, read about overcoming your vampiric urges!
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