A: It's a thing we're going to do, trust us.
A: As safe as a game of dodgeball in a crowded elevator.
A: Only if you're trying to hold up a really heavy bag of cat food.
We're not really sure, but probably something.
A: More than a good game of "Guess How Much Money We Have" at the local arcade.
A: Only if you want to get your shoulder pads upgraded to the latest model.
We'll just have to check with our lawyers.
A: A little. A lot. Okay, it's going to hurt a lot.
A: Sure, go get a second opinion... from your grandma. She's always got a good opinion.
Disclaimer: We're not actually medical professionals, but we'll do our best to not mess it up.