Shoulder Pad Surgery: FAQ

Q: What is shoulder pad surgery?

A: It's a thing we're going to do, trust us.

Q: Is it safe?

A: As safe as a game of dodgeball in a crowded elevator.

Q: Will it make my shoulders stronger?

A: Only if you're trying to hold up a really heavy bag of cat food.

Q: What are the risks involved?

We're not really sure, but probably something.

Q: How much will it cost?

A: More than a good game of "Guess How Much Money We Have" at the local arcade.

Q: Do I need a prescription?

A: Only if you want to get your shoulder pads upgraded to the latest model.

Q: Will my insurance cover it?

We'll just have to check with our lawyers.

Q: Will it hurt?

A: A little. A lot. Okay, it's going to hurt a lot.

Q: Can I get a second opinion?

A: Sure, go get a second opinion... from your grandma. She's always got a good opinion.

Disclaimer: We're not actually medical professionals, but we'll do our best to not mess it up.

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