The Art of Unleashing Your Inner Tank

Bulk Shoulder Pad Techniques

Bulk shoulder pad techniques are the key to unlocking your inner tank. It's all about building those broad, powerful shoulders that can withstand the rigors of heavy lifting and heavy drinking (not that we condone heavy drinking, but it's a tank's life for you, after all).

• Overhead Pressing: Because who needs a spotter when you can just lift the whole barbell?
• Military Pressing: For those who like to pretend they're in the army, but really you're just in your pajamas, eating Cheetos
• Seated Rowing: Because who needs a rowing machine when you can just use a bunch of weights and a chair?