Shoulder Pads as Relationship Status

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Are you tired of the same old relationship status updates? "In a relationship" or "single and ready to mingle"? Why settle for the mundane when you can express yourself with the majesty of shoulder pads?

Come for the drama, stay for the shoulder pads.

From "Shoulder Pads and Heartbreak" to "Shoulder Pads and Bae", we've got the most lit relationship status updates for the modern couple.

Whether you're a hopeless romantic or a cynical bachelor, our shoulder pads have got you covered.

			// relationship_status = "shoulder_pads_and_bae"
			// shoulder_pad_size = 12
			// relationship_length = 3