Are you tired of the same old relationship status updates? "In a relationship" or "single and ready to mingle"? Why settle for the mundane when you can express yourself with the majesty of shoulder pads?
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From "Shoulder Pads and Heartbreak" to "Shoulder Pads and Bae", we've got the most lit relationship status updates for the modern couple.
Whether you're a hopeless romantic or a cynical bachelor, our shoulder pads have got you covered.
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