History of the Shoulder Pad
It all started with Napoleon, but let's be real, he was a short guy. The shoulder pad was born out of necessity, a solution to the problem of looking powerful when you're actually just a vertically challenged French general.
Fast forward to today, and we've got the perfect solution for the modern CEO: the shoulder pad. Because who needs actual leadership skills when you can just wear a bunch of padding and look like you're trying to lift a small house?
Benefits of Wearing Shoulder Pads
- Increased confidence: because who needs self-assurance when you can just wear a bunch of padding?
- Improved posture: because slouching is so last season
- Enhanced authority: because who needs actual authority when you can just look like a giant, padded marshmallow?
Shoulder Pad Styles
- The Napoleon: for the classic, tried-and-true look
- The Powerhouse: for the modern CEO on-the-go
- The Executive Extravaganza: because who needs subtlety when you can have a shoulder pad the size of a small house?
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