Shoulder Rolls for Dummies

The Art of Sudden, Uncontrollable Anger Release

Why Shoulder Rolls?

Because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need to let it all go.

It's like a hug, but for your shoulders.

Or, you know, like a punch in the face, but without the consequences.

How to Do a Proper Shoulder Roll

  1. Tilt your head slightly to the left.
  2. Tuck your chin in, like you're saying, "I'm done with this conversation."
  3. Roll those shoulders, like you're rolling down a hill, but with less control.
  4. Release the tension. Repeat, as necessary.

Common Shoulder Roll Missteps

  • Rolling your shoulders too much, like you're trying to roll a ball down a hill.
  • Not releasing tension, like a kid who just got their ice cream melted.
  • Using a shoulder roll as a greeting, like, "Hey, bro, nice shoulder roll."