Shoulder Ethics: the art of giving a perfectly adequate shoulder to lean on, while simultaneously judging you for your posture.
Our mission is to provide the most judgemental shoulders in the business, because who needs actual emotional support when you can have passive-aggressive shoulder-based critique?
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