Shoulder Padding 201: The Padded Ones

Chapter 5: The Padded Ones Take Over the World

In a shocking turn of events, the Padded Ones have decided to stage a coup against their human overlords. Led by the fearless Captain Padded, they have taken control of the world's most important institutions, including the kitchen, the bedroom, and the living room.

As the Padded Ones march towards global domination, their leader, Captain Padded, addresses the world:

"We, the Padded Ones, are not just a fashion trend, we are a movement. And we will not be ignored!"

Join us in our quest for global padding domination at:

The Padded Ones' Coup

Or, if you prefer, explore the world of Padded Ones at:

The Padded Ones' Wiki

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

The Padded Ones' Quests

Stay Padded, World!