Shoulder Pad Styles

The art of not getting hit in the face is an ancient discipline, one that requires great skill and patience. At the Shoulder Pad Styles Institute, we're dedicated to helping you master the art of dodging, weaving, and generally avoiding facial trauma.

Below, you'll find our comprehensive guide to the world of shoulder pads. From the classic "I'm-trying-not-to-get-hit-but-still-will-get-hit-anyway" style, to the more advanced "I've-got-a-batting-mechanism" technique, we've got you covered.

Classic Styles

• Ducking and Weaving - The timeless classic.
• Rolling with It - For when you're really trying not to get hit, but still do.
• Just Standing There - The art of being a human statue.

Advanced Styles

• Batting Mechanism - For when you're really, really trying not to get hit.
• Spinning on the Heel - A delicate dance, indeed.
• Just Standing on One Leg - A true masterclass in stability.

Remember, practice makes perfect. Or, at the very least, makes you less likely to get hit in the face.