Welcome to Shovel Not So Fine, the World's Most Inept Excavation Service!

We specialize in making a mess of your yard, one shovel-full of dirt at a time. Our expert team of barely-competent shovelers will dig up your garden, your driveway, and possibly your neighbor's garden, but not before they finish digging their own.

Our services include:

• Digging holes that are slightly too big or too small
• Leaving your yard looking like it's been attacked by a pack of wild animals
• Misplacing your garden gnomes

Overcharge for our services? No problem! We'll just add it to your bill and see what happens.

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