Welcome to Mercurian Siblings Inc., where family members become mercenaries for hire.
Our services include:
- Brotherly Love for Hire: Our siblings will love you, but for a price
- Sisterly Affection for Profit: Our sisters will make you feel guilty, but for a fee
- Cousinly Conundrums for Cash: Our cousins will give you a runaround, but for a commission
- Aunts and Uncles for a Fee: Our aunts and uncles will spoil you, but for a hefty fee
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