Welcome, fellow survivors! After doomsday, we managed to scrounge up some decent recipes in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Here are some of our favorites:
Ingredients: Canned tuna, tap water, twine
Instructions: Open can, pour into a bowl, serve. Repeat as necessary for maximum flavor.
Tuna Salad RecipeIngredients: Radish, rat, scraps of leather jacket
Instructions: Chop radish, add rat, simmer. Serve with a side of existential dread.
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