Overly Early Waking
You're here for the Quantum Leap of insight, I presume? Well, buckle up, friend, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Side Effects May Include:
- Uncontrollable urge to check your phone every 5 minutes
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not a thing)
- Severe cases of existential dread
Treatments for Overly Early Waking are available, but no guarantees are made. Proceed at your own risk.