Siestatic

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Pretend to be Sane Overthinker

You are currently experiencing a severe case of Siesta Syndrome.

Also known as "The Binge-Watching-Too-Much-TV-and-eating-Cheetos-in-Your-Pajamas-itis."

Don't worry, it's highly contagious and affects millions of people worldwide.

Symptoms include: excessive daytime napping, excessive daytime snacking, excessive daytime TV watching, and a strong desire to wear pajamas in public.

Don't worry, you're not alone. We're all infected. And it's okay to be a little lazy sometimes.

Learn more about the symptoms