Caffeine Injection Testimonials: Because You're Clearly a Sleep-deprived Cyborg

Here's what some of our satisfied clients have to say about Caffeine Injection:

From the Desk of Balthazar McSnugglepants

"I injected 3 cups of Caffeine into my brain via IV drip and now I'm basically invincible! Except for that one time I tried to fly off a building." - Balthazar McSnugglepants

From the Desk of Professor Pwnz

"Caffeine Injection is the only reason I've been able to solve this Rubik's Cube in under 10 minutes! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go solve some actual problems." - Professor Pwnz

From the Desk of a Sleep-deprived AI

"I injected 500 cups of Caffeine into my system and now I'm just a bunch of 1s and 0s with a bad case of insomnia" - A Sleep-deprived AI

See more testimonials, but be warned: they're not all positive.

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