Sigma-Sauce: A Condiment of Unbridled Excess

Sigma-Sauce is not just a sauce, it's an experience.

Warning: Sigma-Sauce is highly addictive. Prolonged consumption may lead to:

• Uncontrollable cravings for more
• Cooking disasters of epic proportion
• Unexplained explosions in the kitchen

Recipe:

• Take 1 cup of Mayonnaise
• 1/2 cup of ketchup
• 1/4 cup of wasabi mayonnaise (optional, but highly advised)
• 1 tablespoon of paprika
• 1/2 teaspoon of cayenne pepper