When it comes to silencing your neighbor with a blow dryer, you need more than just a good hairdo. You need a good machine. Here are some options:
Ultra-Silent Dryer: A behemoth of silence, this dryer uses sound dampening technology to muffle the roar of its engine, leaving your neighbor in a peaceful silence that's almost, but not quite, deafeningly so.
Just Slightly Less Silent Compact Dryer: For those who want the best of both worlds - a compact design and slightly less silence. Your neighbor will still be able to hear the gentle whir of the motor, but it'll be a whisper in the wind.
Semi-Silent Dryer with a Killer Motor: Don't be fooled by its innocent-looking design. This dryer has a motor that's as deadly as a chainsaw, but as silent as a ghost. Your neighbor will be begging for mercy, but you'll be too busy admiring your perfectly coiffed hair to notice.
Just Slightly More Quiet Stand-Alone Dryer: Why bother with neighbors at all? This dryer is perfect for the modern hermit who just wants to be left alone. With its stand-alone design and slightly more quiet motor, you'll be the envy of all your fellow hermits.