In a world where the loudest sound is the one that's not made,
we're about to dive headfirst into the abyss of nothing,
where the only sound is the sound of your own breathing,
and the only rhythm is the one that's not.

Our theory is based on a series of rigorous studies,
conducted by the world's leading experts in the field of nothingness.
They've spent years studying the art of doing nothing,
and we're excited to share their findings with you.