In a world where snacks are a distraction, where the constant munching and crunching is a threat to productivity and sanity, we at Silent Snack Removal exist to address this crisis.
Our mission is simple: to rid the world of the scourge of snacks, one bag of chips at a time.
Join us in our crusade against the crunchy, cheesy, salty, and sweet. Together, we can make the world a quieter, more focused place, one snack-free moment at a time.
We employ a multi-pronged approach:
Join us in our fight against snacks! Visit our
Mission Accomplished page for more information on how you can help.Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, visit our
Secret Snack Horde page to learn more about the snack-filled underbelly of our operation.