Silky Puffs Technologies

About Our Technologies

We specialize in creating overengineered solutions to problems that don't really exist. Our team of highly trained, slightly-exhausted engineers will work tirelessly to create the most complicated, the most expensive, and the most unnecessary technology you'll ever need.

Our Mission

At Silky Puffs, we're driven by a single goal: creating the most bewildering array of features, the most confounding user interface, and the most exorbitant price tag.

Join Our Team!

Are you an engineer with a passion for creating solutions that defy common sense? Do you enjoy explaining to your friends and family why you just spent 3 years building a toaster that can make pancakes, too?