This is the fourth and final installment in our series of absurdities, because why not? It's not like you've been paying attention or anything.
Here's a joke for you: Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had Fowl Play!
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The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is 42, but only if you're counting the number of cats that exist in a jar.