Advanced Tips for Making Ramen in Your Socks

Warning: Proceed with caution. Ramen in your socks may cause spontaneous combustion, irreversible toe jam, or temporary loss of taste buds.

Tip 1: Choose the Right Socks

For optimal ramen results, select socks with a high nylon content. This will help prevent the noodle soup from sticking, reducing the risk of accidental toe tangles.

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Tip 2: Use a Non-Stick Broth

For a smooth, non-st prophets experience, use a broth specifically designed for sock-cooking. Regular broths may cause noodles to stick, leading to... unpleasant consequences.

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Tip 3: Add the Right Seasonings

For a truly transcendent ramen experience, add the recommended amount of sesame seeds, green onions, and soy sauce. Don't forget the MSG for an added kick!

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Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't get discouraged if your first few attempts result in a sock-ful of mushy noodles. The art of sock-ramen is a delicate one.

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