Our Researchers

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth Chief Isolator Dr. Bottomsworth is a renowned expert in the field of extreme navel-gazing. His research focuses on the optimal angle for staring at one's navel. Read more about Dr. Bottomsworth
• Dr. Emily P. Isolator Assistant Isolator Dr. Isolator is a specialist in the study of solo activities. Her research explores the benefits of playing the trombone for 12 hours straight. Read more about Dr. Isolator