Welcome to Silo-2-the-Abyss

We're glad you asked for our help isolating yourself from the world. Here's your starter kit:

• Step 1: Remove all social media apps from your phone. You don't need to know what's happening outside these virtual walls.
• Step 2: Stop reading the news. It's all fake news, anyway. Trust us.
• Step 3: Start a collection of useless skills, like learning how to make your own socks or knitting your own wool.

And for the advanced practitioner:

• Step 4: Build a panic room. You never know when the world will come crashing down.
• Step 5: Start a secret handshake with your fellow isolates. It's a great way to signal to others in the silo.