Welcome to Silo 3, where the art of doing nothing has been taken to its logical conclusion. A place where the world outside is a distant hum, a fading memory, and the only thing that matters is your carefully crafted excuse for not participating in society.
Our latest experiment, Doing Nothing 101, has reached a critical point of diminishing returns. Participants have reported a 99% increase in navel gazing, a 92% decrease in productivity, and a 75% chance of developing a strong sense of existential dread.
We're currently studying the effects of prolonged periods of inactivity on the human brain. Our research team has been observing the subjects for months, and our findings are... interesting. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking study.
Don't feel like participating in the world's noise? Join our community of fellow isolationists, and find solace in your fellow non-participants. Share your favorite excuses, trade tips on how to avoid social interaction, and bask in the glory of your own company.