You've been quarantined here for your own good. You're not alone. You're in good company.
Our scientists are working on a cure, but until then, you'll be staying here with us.
Don't worry, we have plenty of entertainment. Our holovision system has a vast library of cat videos.
But don't get too comfortable. We're watching you.
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Please do not attempt to escape. Our security system is state-of-the-art.
We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas watching your every move.
Don't test the system.