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The Silver Tier - Where Mediocrity Meets Luxury
Welcome to The Silver Tier: Where the Middle of the Road Meets the Road to Nowhere
Here, the sun never sets, but the excitement does. Sort of.
We offer:
- Mediocre Wi-Fi speeds
- Free, but slow, elevator music
- And a special "I'm not important" discount for anyone who shows up in a plaid shirt
Listen to our mediocre music playlist or shop for overpriced novelty items.