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Warning: You're not actually reading this in the real world. This is just a simulation.
We're at level 7 of the Simulation Survival challenge, where the lies are so thick you need a forklift to get through.
Here are your objectives:
You can find more information on our Simulation Survival Wiki.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Simulation Survival: It's All a Lie - Advanced.
Remember, it's all just a simulation. What's the worst that could happen?