Simulation Survival: The Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

**Welcome, Survivor!**

General Rules

• Don't trust the NPCs. They're just pretending to be people.
• Always carry a spare set of spare batteries for your toaster.
• Never eat the free bread in the break room.

Simulation-specific Tips

• In the "Island" simulation, build a raft out of palm trees. It's not as hard as it looks.
• In the "Space Station" simulation, don't forget to bring a pillow for the zero-gravity toilet.
• In the "Time Loop" simulation, try to find a good therapist. You're going to need one.

Need more help? Try our Advanced Strategies subpage for more tips and tricks!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Urban Legends of Simulation Survival for tales of those who have gone before you.

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