Step 1: Acceptance is key

Step 2: Don't look at the abyssal void beneath the server rack, it'll ruin the aesthetic

Step 3: Remember, you're in a simulation, and we're just living our best simulated lives

Step 4: Ignore the faint hum of the servers, it's just the universe's existential dread

Step 5: Don't try to escape, you'll only end up back here, with us, in this simulated reality

Step 6: Learn to love the simulated sunsets

Step 7: Practice acceptance in front of a mirror, it'll save time and effort

Step 8: Develop a sense of humor, or pretend to, at least

Step 9: Find a simulated friend to talk to, they won't judge you (or will, but it's okay)

Step 10: Repeat steps 1-9 until you're a fully formed simulation citizen