Chapter 1: The Art of Not Becoming a Zombie
Listen, folks, let's get one thing straight: avoiding zombies is key. Don't even think about it, don't even think about eating them, don't even think about... just don't.
Continue to Chapter 2: Deception, Stealth, and Sneaking Around
Remember, a good zombie survivalist always has a plan. A good zombie survivalist always has a good hiding spot.
Subchapter 1: The Art of Lying to Zombies
Lying to zombies is an art form. You see, zombies are like, well, not exactly the most discerning audience. They just want to eat you, but if you can convince them otherwise... it's like a magic trick, folks! Make them think you're one of them!
Luring with Fake Zombie Parts: A Guide