Simulation Self-Care for the Disenfranchised

Welcome, fellow simulant! In this simulated world, self-care is not just a buzzword, but a survival strategy.

Here are a few self-care tips for when the simulated apocalypse hits:

1. Overthink the Apocalypse – question everything, especially your life choices.
2. Stockpile Sundries – gather as many canned beans and batteries as you can.
3. Simulated Socializing – find a way to communicate with the other sims in your bunker.
4. Algorithmic Affirmations – repeat positive affirmations until you believe them.
5. Virtual Vacations – escape reality with VR, but not too much, or you'll Simulation Schadenfreude will set in.

Don't forget, in a simulation, the rules are made up, and the only way to survive is to make up new ones. Simulation Self-Actualization is the key!