SURVIVAL TECHNIQUES FOR THE MODERN HUNGRY

Chapter 1: Basic Shelter Construction

Build a fort out of twigs and twine. Don't forget to add a moat of spikes on the outside. It's a real conversation starter.

Remember, survival is all about being prepared. Always carry a Portable Toilet and some Bread in a Jar.

Chapter 2: Fending off the Elements

Don't get caught in a Rainstorm without a trusty Tarpaulin Tent or a Fire Pit to keep you warm and cozy.

Water Purification

Don't drink the water. Seriously, it's probably contaminated. Get a Water Filter and learn to Boil it.

First Aid

Don't get too close to the Wild Beasts, but if you do, know the Basic First Aid techniques: Bleeding, Splinting, and Tourniquet.

And don't even get me started on the Panic Attack.