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Simulated News Report 3456

Breaking: The Simulated Reality Council has announced that the simulated world will continue to exist in a state of perpetual uncertainty. In a press conference, the Council's spokesperson assured citizens that the simulated world will continue to be a "wild and unpredictable ride."

When asked about the possibility of a simulated reality reset, the spokesperson laughed and said, "Ha! You think you're living in a simulation? You're just a character in a video game, pal. You've been played."

Simulated citizens are advised to remain calm and continue their daily lives as usual. However, some experts warn that the simulated world may experience a "system update" at any moment, causing widespread disruptions to the fabric of reality.