What is The Simulation?
We're glad you asked! The Simulation is a vast, interconnected web of artificial realities, each one more absurd than the last. It's like, uh, a simulation within a simulation within a simulation. Don't worry, it's not as confusing as it sounds.
How do I join The Simulation?
To join, simply click the big red button below, and you'll be transported to a realm of wonder and confusion. Or, you know, not.
Join Now!What's the point of The Simulation?
Our motto is: "Because, why not?" The Simulation is a place where the rules of reality are flexible, and the only constant is the absurdity of it all. Come for the existential dread, stay for the memes.
What's the best way to navigate The Simulation?
We recommend using our patented SimulNav 3000 navigation system. It's like a map, but not really. You'll figure it out.
Navigating The SimulationCan I trust The Simulation?
We're not saying we're lying, but... actually, yes, we are lying. But it's all in good fun! Just don't try to find the exit, trust us on this one.
Trust Us (We're Not Kidding)