It has come to our attention that the fabric of reality is, well, not quite what it seems.
Our simulations have revealed that the universe is, in fact, a never-ending loop of cat videos and existential dread.
Don't worry, though! We're here to help you navigate this simulated chaos.
Click here to learn more about Paradigm Paradox Theory
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to visit the Quantum Leap of Faith
Remember, in a simulation, the only constant is the absurdity.