Welcome to the Simulation Legislature, where the lines between reality and make-believe are blurred beyond recognition! Our fearless leader, President Simulacron, has called an emergency meeting to discuss the pressing issue of Cheesecake Lobbying.
Also, don't forget to attend the annual Bureaucratic Red Tape Awards, where we celebrate the best in inefficient, soul-sucking, and downright infuriating administrative hurdles!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a stroll through the Alternate Reality Bunker, where the fabric of space and time is constantly shifting and reality is merely a distant memory.
And, as a special treat, we have a Robot Uprising simulator, where you can experience the thrill of living in a world where machines have taken over and you're just trying to survive!