Rule 1: Never Say Never
Rule 2: Always Tell the Truth, But Only If it's Convenient
Rule 3: LIE, LIE, LIE: The Ultimate Guide to Deception
Rule 4: Only Say It When You Mean It, But Only If You're Feeling It
Rule 5: Never Say Never Again, But Only If You're Feeling Tired
Rule 6: Say Never Never Never: The Art of Saying Never When You're Never Meant to Say It
Rule 7: Only Say It Once, But Only If You're Feeling Once-ful