Sinkhole Philosophy

Existentialism for the apathetic, nihilism for the lazy, and absurdism for the bewildered.

Our philosophy is built on the principles of:

• The inevitability of sinkholes
• The futility of human endeavor
• The importance of finding meaning in the meaningless

Our manifesto: "We will sink into the void, but we will do it with style."

Explore our subsite:

• Absurd Theology - Because, why not?
• Nihilism for the Weak - A primer on doing nothing.
• Sinkhole Ontology - The study of the hole in the ground.