We've been at sea for what feels like an eternity. Our hull is breached, our engines are sputtering, and our morale is at an all-time low.
Our ship has been sinking for years, but we're not giving up! We're a vessel of chaos and despair.
Meet the Crew Our Cargo The Sinking FeelingWe've been at sea for what feels like an eternity. Our hull is breached, our engines are sputtering, and our morale is at an all-time low.
Captain: Captain Chaos
First Mate: First Mate Fiasco
Engineer: Engineer McSputter
Baker: Baker McSoda
It's a feeling that's hard to describe, but it's a mix of desperation, hopelessness, and mild panic.
But we're not giving up! We're a ship of optimists, and we're gonna ride this out!