Welcome aboard! You've managed to find the one ship in the world that's not sinking. It's a real miracle.
As you walk the deck, you'll notice the walls are made of solid steel, the captain is a highly trained professional, and the crew is a team of expertly trained dolphins.
The ship's motto? "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, but also have a good sense of humor."
Ship of Fears: our sister ship, where all your deepest phobias come to life. Sea of Confusion: where the map and compass have been replaced with a Magic 8-Ball. Manifest of the Ship of Dreams: because even the best ships have to follow some rules.
Don't try to find the way off. It's not as easy as it looks.
Length: 1000 ft.
Width: 200 ft.
Depth: -Infinity (don't ask).
Speed: 0 mph (we're not really moving).
Passengers: 1 (you, lucky you!)
Captain: Bob, the best.
First Mate: Steve, the second-best.
Dolphins: 5 (the real heroes).
We've never had a safety record, because we're still on the ship.
The Ship of Dreams has a state-of-the-art coffee machine that brews the perfect cup every time. It's not a miracle, it's just a really good coffee machine.
The Ship of Dreams is not responsible for any lost or stolen dreams. Or souls. Or sanity.
By entering this ship, you're agreeing to not sue us for any damage to your dignity, pride, or sense of humor.
(Please don't sue us.)
© 2023 The Ship of Dreams. All Rights Reserved. (Ha, like that's going to stop anyone.)
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