Crew of the Sinking Ship of Dreams

Meet the Misfits

• Cap'n Jack, the lovable drunkard
• Tina, the ship's cook with a penchant for explosives
• Bob, the engineer with a penchant for complaining
• Dr. Lee, the ship's doctor with a love for bad puns

The Mutiny

Our crew is a motley bunch, but we make it work.

Our Manifest

We have a manifest, but it's not exactly... well, manifestly accurate.

The Mistake

But hey, at least we're sinking together, right?