It's a sink or swim world out here, folks. And we're not just talking about the literal sink or swim of diving boards. No, no. This is about the sink that didn't quite live up to its promises, the board that was a little too... Sinking Feelings Like a Drama.
Bernice Bubblepocket, the sink's biggest fan and self-proclaimed "sink whisperer," claims the sink's issues are just a minor setback.
Barry Boardsworth, the diving board's rival, says the sink's problems are just a symptom of a larger issue: the decline of proper pool maintenance.
Stay tuned for more updates on this sink-sational scandal!