The Sirens' Song Recipe

Gather 'round, mortals! Today we'll teach you the secret to luring in sailors with our irresistible song. It's a tricky art, but with these tips, you'll be singing like a pro in no time!

• 1. Find a nice, quiet spot with a good view. The sound of the waves crashing against the rocks can be quite soothing.
• 2. Warm up those vocal cords! Sing a few scales to get the blood flowing.
• 3. Choose a catchy tune. We recommend 'La Cieza' or 'The Sailor's Lament'. Anything with a nice, lilting rhythm will do.
• 4. Add a pinch of seductive harmonies. A little bit of vibrato never hurt anyone.
• 5. Practice, practice, practice! You don't want to sound like you're forcing the issue, do you?

And that's it! With a little bit of practice, you'll have sailors flocking to your shores in no time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important napping to do.

Want to practice your Sirens' Song? Join our singing group and sing along with us! Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Chorus!