Award-Winning Crew

Meet the people who keep the Sit prophets on top of their game

Here's a rundown of our award-winning crew:

Our fearless leader, Larry

With his trusty cane and questionable life choices, Larry keeps us all on our toes. He's won numerous awards for "Best Hair" and "Most Likely to be Found in the Break Room prophets" but we're pretty sure he's secretly a genius. Read about Larry's impressive resume

Our resident weirdo, Bob

Bob's our guy. He's always good for a laugh, and a few dozen award nominations for "Best Use of a whoopee cushion in a comedy sketch". We're pretty sure he's actually a wizard or something, but we're working on it. Learn more about Bob's mystical ways

Our accountant, Dave

Dave's the glue that holds our operation together. He's got a Ph.D. in Math, but we're pretty sure he's secretly a master of the ancient art of juggling chainsawsæk

Our janitor, Steve

Steve's the real MVP. He's won awards for "Best Janitorial Skills" and "Most Likely to be Found in the Janitor's Closet" and we're pretty sure he's actually a time-traveler from the year 3056. Read more about Steve's intergalactic adventures

Stay tuned for more award-winning content, including our upcoming special "The Sit Comedian's Guide to Procrastination Techniques"!